Wanted: Host
This is just an experiment conducted for the mere purpose of self-satisfaction and humor. This experiment is expected to bring smiles and laughs to uplift people's spirits despite the evil aura surrounding everyone because of several reasons such as stress, depressions and hopelessness. No! Don't kill yourself just yet.
3:27pm, cloudy weather. I left a message at a few people's messengers (they were all male). The following is the exact message left:
WANTED: HOST (21-29) can sing or dance - not required, but preferred and/or willing to learn. Lap dance is a plus. <33
By the end of an hour, these are the replies I got...
Reaction #1, Marcossius:
Marcossius: o_o
Marcossius: thank god i'm only 20
Reaction #2, Glitch:
Glitch: hmmm
Glitch: di na ako pwede
Glitch: sayang
Reaction #3, Poneros:
poneros: wahahahahahahahaah
poneros: di ako marunong sumayaw eh
Reaction #4, Siege:
Siege: magkano kaya?
Siege: maghosto na lang kaya ako?
Reaction #5, Jeromee:
Jerome: di ako pwede
Jerome: porn star gusto ko
Reaction #6, RD:
RD: san?
Reaction #7, Kureiii:
Kureiii: san mo nakuha yan malaki ba sahod
Kureiii: sideline ako dyan
Kureiii: di pla ako pede
Kureiii: 20 plang ako
Kureiii: underage
Pahabol Reaction, Kamotenista:
Kamotenista: pwede ba ako dun?...
Kamotenista: pwede pa ang toothpick sa ganung career? aba sayang din yan mahal ang mabuhay ngayon..kaya dapat kapalan ang mukha....
Kamotenista: aba, lalaki din ako
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August 19th 2008 at 4:30 pm
Kureii at Marcossius: pwede yan, underage. ako, disi-otso ako nung nagsimulang magsayaw eh.
August 19th 2008 at 4:31 pm
Hahahaha!
Wag po mga ate at koya bata pa p me. :(
August 19th 2008 at 4:32 pm
fyi lang po... "alam mo naman number ko di ba?" was for the hosting client you mention which will pay using gcash... >.<
August 19th 2008 at 4:39 pm
Siege,
LOL! Matanda na si kuya Rei. Asa, kuya Rei asa. =P
Marcossius,
Legal age ka na! Pwede na yan!
glitch,
Ay, ok. Will remove. XD
August 20th 2008 at 2:28 am
Too bad I can't read Tagalog. @_@
August 20th 2008 at 4:30 am
It that... a host like in a TV sitcom? or its the other "Host?"
lol.
August 20th 2008 at 10:09 pm
LOL XD Lakas ng trip!
August 20th 2008 at 10:18 pm
dami fans ah
magtayo ka kaya ng ads sa edsa
@__@
malay mo, mas madame pa dyan makuha mo
ehe
August 21st 2008 at 12:23 pm
it's a good thing you didn't post what i replied... hehe
August 21st 2008 at 3:50 pm
Babae di puwede? Kelangan ko pera.
Haha.
August 21st 2008 at 5:17 pm
Chette,
No. It's host, the other host. XD
sundowndos,
I never got your reply. =(
Najo,
ROFL! Ako rin, I need money. XD
August 21st 2008 at 5:40 pm
i did reply to you about it... you even laughed... you just forgot... :(
August 21st 2008 at 6:02 pm
sundowndos,
Oh! Right! Sorry... =(
I just remembered. But you replied to me late. I already posted this entry. XD
August 21st 2008 at 6:14 pm
hehe no biggie...
August 22nd 2008 at 9:45 am
And I suspect all of them to be your current officemates?
August 22nd 2008 at 1:15 pm
I wasnt asked this :(
August 22nd 2008 at 4:05 pm
Nelson,
Hmm.. no. They are all my friends. XD
I have roughly 250 people in my YM and about less than a hundred at my MSN and a few more in my Gtalk. These are only a few from those lot. XD
Selo,
Because you were offline at that time, goshujin-sama. Now, how about helping me out with editing Utawarerumono because I called you "goshujin-sama" like you wanted. =P
August 22nd 2008 at 7:30 pm
Offline friends?
Wait, did you just say 250 in Y!M alone?! T_T In that case, there will never come a day with your messenger in color gray, right? (hmm, good rhyme lol) Does that also mean that you have three messengers open daily? I can barely imagine how your list would look like and how long it would have to take you to scroll just to find a certain contact.
August 23rd 2008 at 9:21 pm
Nelson,
Yep, I have all 3 of them opened every single day. I use the search function built-in the messengers to find a contact. It's pretty helpful. :)
August 24th 2008 at 7:52 pm
I suppose you've at least tried using meebo once?
August 24th 2008 at 10:33 pm
Nelson,
Yeah, didn't like i though. XD
I'd rather use Pidgin. :)
August 27th 2008 at 7:29 pm
Hmm euri bata pa talga ako im only 18 ^^ ang kumontra mukhang kulangot.
August 28th 2008 at 2:49 pm
master kureiii kukontra ako kasi mukha naman akong toothpick na pinang-aalis ng kulangot...wahaha
September 8th 2008 at 5:21 pm
bwahahahah XD omg this is so funny~ i wonder why i i didn't see this post before~ XD
January 10th 2009 at 3:51 am
haha to funny