Memorandum: Mobile Number

Grand Duchy of Beyond Eternal
Memorandum

Date: Today (whatever the date is)

To: Each and every single person who knows my mobile number

From: Euri Darenthorne ( a.k.a. the pathetic loser),  Grand Duchess of Beyond Eternal (web mistress) / High priestess of Gacktism and GPKISM

Subject: Mobile Number

Guys, you know how much I love you. I really do. I wont give you my number if I don't. So...

PLEASE STOP GIVING AWAY MY MOBILE NUMBER TO OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT MY CONSENT!

I do not appreciate anonymous text messages nor do I appreciate people sending me text messages just because they're bored and they need a textmate. If you don't have other things to do, go join extra curricular activities like mountain climbing. And if possible, lose yourself there and don't come back! No one needs you!

You know how busy as ass I am, so get it to your thick skulls please understand.

Side note:
In case you're wondering and itching to ask, no, I didn't get a memo just now (not this time, at least).

 

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  1. gigolo..
    September 26th 2008 at 3:41 pm

    ayy naku... i thought u need pwends... kaya ni-lagay ko no mo sa TV cable chat!!!! LOOOL!!!!!

    jok jok jok!!!! >:P

  2. Euri..
    September 26th 2008 at 3:42 pm

    FUCK YOU!
    (loathe x50,000; anger x10,000)

  3. gigolo..
    September 26th 2008 at 3:58 pm

    YES PLEASE!!!! I'D LOVE THAT VERY MUCH! HIHIIHHIIH!!!!

  4. Euri..
    September 26th 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Sure!!

    I'm Andrea.
    My number is 0921-235-XXXX.
    Call me, honey~ ♥ ♥

    PS:
    Please call me only at night.
    (Because I'm Andrew during daytime.) ♥ ♥

    XDXD

  5. sundowndos..
    September 26th 2008 at 4:45 pm

    you two need to get a room... hehe

  6. Euri..
    September 26th 2008 at 5:01 pm

    Nuuuuu~~~~ !!! Don't forsake me~~ !!!

    *clings to dos*

    We're just practicing for gigolo's "part time" job. I'm teaching him watdapak techniques to get clients fast. I'm the Itadakimasu! Host Club's (topnotch host available here!!!) No.1 host, with the title "The Prince" attached on my butt, after all. (But don't tell anyone that I'm trap.)

    XDXD

  7. Ade..
    September 26th 2008 at 5:35 pm

    *goes off to erase Euri's number from public restroom walls and the back of several bus seats*

  8. Euri..
    September 26th 2008 at 5:38 pm

    Ikaw pala ang salarin!

    XDXD

  9. randell..
    September 26th 2008 at 11:45 pm

    Dami kasi fans e =p

  10. Najo..
    September 28th 2008 at 9:31 pm

    Hahaha! This entry made me laugh. xD

  11. Nelson..
    September 30th 2008 at 4:32 pm

    you two need to get a room... hehe

    Nyahahaha! I'm reminded of a classmate with this line.

  12. Stan James..
    October 1st 2008 at 8:28 am

    lolz =] This is really funny!

  13. madshock..
    October 2nd 2008 at 1:28 pm

    wahaha... can i have ur number? text text tau ahahaha... ur so in demand nyahahaha

  14. Skip2MyLou..
    October 2nd 2008 at 9:29 pm

    iba na ang sikat... hehehe

  15. Euri..
    October 2nd 2008 at 9:34 pm

    Skip2MyLou,
    LOLZ! You know naman superstars like us! Nyahaha! XDXD

  16. glitch..
    October 3rd 2008 at 9:32 am

    unfortunately this type of incident is unavoidable.

  17. Marcossius..
    October 6th 2008 at 11:56 am

    Oh no. I'm guilty of "texting you because I'm bored". :P

    But hey, you reply. Haha.

  18. Euri..
    October 6th 2008 at 1:01 pm

    Marco,
    People who I know and texts me because they're bored are excused. But those that I don't aren't. I'm simply a big bias that way.

  19. Marcossius..
    October 6th 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Yehey! I still get props for being your brother pala :P

  20. Euri..
    October 12th 2008 at 9:39 pm

    Marco
    That's true. *nods nods* Now, sell me your DSLR! DSLR!

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